DANIEL ELEFANTE. . . . Man of mystery. . . . Financial wizard. . . . 2012 Denver's Best Dressed Man of the Year Nominee. . . . World's leading authority on the history of the pocket square. . . . DANIEL ELEFANTE. . . . Rumored to have won a high-stakes baccarat game against a sentient supercomputer. . . . Two-time recipient of the "Key to the City" of a town that doesn't officially exist. . . . Can calculate a 15% tip in four different currencies simultaneously. . . . Owner of the world's largest collection of vintage fountain pens that only write in sapphire blue. . . . Once successfully negotiated a peace treaty between two rival factions of street performers. . . . DANIEL ELEFANTE. . . . Has never lost a game of "I Spy" in over three decades. . . . Sole survivor of the 2018 Great Alpaca Stampede of Patagonia. . . . Inventor of the "Invisible Necktie" (currently awaiting patent approval). . . . The only human capable of maintaining eye contact with a mountain lion for more than ten minutes. . . . Voted "Least Likely to be a Secret Agent" by his graduating class. . . .